
Legal Information
The fine print that nobody reads but everyone should
Terms of Service
By using our services, you acknowledge that you are participating in a satirical project designed to highlight the absurdity of many cryptocurrency ventures. You understand that:
- WLP tokens have no intrinsic value and are created for entertainment purposes only
- This project is a parody and should not be considered a real investment opportunity
- Any resemblance to actual pyramid schemes is purely intentional and satirical
- We reserve the right to "rug pull" at any time as part of the satirical experience
- No actual WLFI tokens will be distributed as rewards
Privacy Policy
We collect and use your personal information in the following ways:
- Wallet addresses for tracking your participation in our satirical ecosystem
- Social media interactions to measure engagement with our parody content
- IP addresses to ensure you're not accessing from a jurisdiction where satire is illegal
- Browser data to optimize our comedy experience
We do not sell your data to third parties, but we might use it to create funny memes about crypto investors.
Risk Disclosure
IMPORTANT: This is a satirical project.
Cryptocurrency investments carry significant risks, including:
- Total loss of invested capital
- Extreme price volatility
- Regulatory changes that could affect token value
- Smart contract vulnerabilities and exploits
- Rug pulls and exit scams (which we promise to execute)
- Market manipulation by whales and insiders
This project is designed to lose value. Do not invest real money.
Regulatory Compliance
World Liberty Ponzi operates in full compliance with satirical content regulations. We are not registered with any securities commission because:
- This is a parody project, not a real investment
- WLP tokens are entertainment tokens with no utility
- We explicitly state our intention to "rug pull"
- No actual financial services are provided
If regulators have questions about our satirical content, they can reach us at our legal department (which doesn't exist).
Final Warning
This entire project is a work of satire designed to entertain and educate about the risks of cryptocurrency investments. Do not treat this as financial advice or a real investment opportunity. The creators are not responsible for any financial decisions made based on this satirical content. Please invest responsibly in legitimate projects and always do your own research.