WLP Roadmap
Our journey from launch to inevitable rug pull
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Phase 1: The Honeymoon (COMPLETED)
Launch token, create hype, promise the moon
- • Deploy WLP token contract
- • Create fake partnerships
- • Launch on Jupiter
- • Pay influencers to shill
- • Create FOMO with limited supply narrative
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Phase 2: The Pump (IN PROGRESS)
Build community, increase token price, prepare exit liquidity
- • Launch staking rewards program
- • Announce "revolutionary" partnerships
- • Create governance token (that governs nothing)
- • Host AMA sessions with vague answers
- • Tease major announcements weekly
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Phase 3: The Slow Bleed (COMING SOON)
Gradually extract value while maintaining appearances
- • Start selling founder allocation "for development"
- • Delay promised features indefinitely
- • Blame market conditions for poor performance
- • Reduce communication frequency
- • Fire community managers
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Phase 4: The Great Rug Pull (Q4 2024)
Execute the master plan and disappear into the sunset
- • Drain all liquidity pools
- • Delete all social media accounts
- • Abandon GitHub repositories
- • Move to non-extradition country
- • Start new project under different name
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Phase 5: The Comeback (2025)
Return with "lessons learned" and a new project
- • Launch WLP 2.0 with "improved tokenomics"
- • Apologize for previous project (while keeping the money)
- • Promise this time is different
- • Target new batch of investors
- • Repeat the cycle
Roadmap Disclaimer
This roadmap is provided for entertainment purposes only and should not be considered a commitment or promise. All dates are approximate and subject to change based on market conditions, regulatory pressure, or our desire to exit early. Past roadmaps do not guarantee future roadmap completion.