Meet Our Team
The brilliant minds behind the most honest dishonest project in crypto
Anonymous Founder
CEO & Chief Rug Puller
Former hedge fund manager with 20 years of experience in separating people from their money. Graduated from the Bernie Madoff School of Business.
Dev McDevface
CTO & Smart Contract Exploiter
Self-taught Solidity developer who learned programming from YouTube tutorials. Specializes in creating backdoors that look like features.
Pump McPumperson
Head of Marketing & FOMO Creation
Expert in creating artificial hype and convincing people that this time is different. Has a PhD in Psychological Manipulation from the University of Hard Knocks.
Bot Army Commander
Head of Community Management
Manages our army of 50,000 Twitter bots that create the illusion of organic community engagement. Previously worked for several other rug pulls.
Legal Eagle
Chief Legal Officer
Specializes in finding legal loopholes and writing terms of service that nobody reads. Currently researching the best non-extradition countries.
Design Guru
Head of Visual Deception
Creates beautiful websites and graphics that distract from the underlying scam. Expert in making pyramid schemes look like legitimate businesses.
Advisory Board
Charles Ponzi (Spiritual Advisor)
The OG pyramid scheme creator provides guidance from beyond the grave on how to properly execute a financial fraud.
Do Kwon (Strategic Consultant)
Advises on how to maintain confidence while everything is collapsing and the best countries to flee to.
SBF (Risk Management)
Provides insights on customer fund management and how to use investor money for personal expenses.
Elizabeth Holmes (Communications)
Teaches our team how to speak confidently about products that don't exist and may never exist.
Want to Join Our Team?
We're always looking for talented individuals who share our passion for creative financial engineering