DeFi Ponzi Protocol

Revolutionary yield farming that definitely isn't just a pyramid scheme with extra steps

Provide liquidity to our totally legitimate pools and earn 2000% APY! What could go wrong?

Farm our governance tokens that have no actual governance! It's like farming, but with more financial ruin.

Borrow millions instantly! Perfect for manipulating our own token price before we rug pull.

Smart Contract Features

By our intern who took a Solidity course on YouTube

We have the only private key, but that's just for security

Except for the admin functions we definitely won't abuse

By our community of one (the founder)