Classic Ponzi Scheme
The OG way to lose your money. Time-tested since 1920, now with blockchain technology!
How It Works
- • You give us your tokens
- • We promise 20% returns monthly
- • We pay early investors with new investor money
- • Eventually we disappear to the Bahamas
- • You learn a valuable lesson about greed
Why Choose Classic?
- • No complicated smart contracts
- • Personal touch from our CEO
- • Guaranteed to work until it doesn't
- • Featured in Netflix documentaries
- • SEC approved (to investigate)
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