Staking Ponzi Protocol
Lock up your tokens forever and earn rewards that definitely exist
Staking Tiers
Bronze Bag Holder
Stake 100 WLP • 5% APY • 1 year lock
Silver Sucker
Stake 1,000 WLP • 10% APY • 2 year lock
Gold Gullible
Stake 10,000 WLP • 20% APY • 5 year lock
Diamond Delusional
Stake 100,000 WLP • 50% APY • Permanent lock
Staking Benefits
- • Your tokens are "safely" locked in our multisig
- • Earn rewards in our proprietary "COPE" token
- • Exclusive access to our "How I Lost Everything" newsletter
- • Priority customer support (we'll ignore you first)
- • Voting rights on proposals we'll ignore anyway
- • Free therapy session recommendations
Important Disclaimer
By staking your tokens, you acknowledge that you may never see them again. Past performance does not indicate future results, mainly because we have no past performance. This is not financial advice, it's financial comedy. Please stake responsibly and only what you can afford to lose (which should be nothing).
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