$WLP Tokenomics
A revolutionary token distribution that definitely won't end in tears
Token Distribution
Founder's Wallet69%
Marketing (Lambos)20%
Team (Exit Liquidity)10%
Community1%
Total Supply1,000,000,000 WLP
Vesting Schedule
Founder Tokens
Unlocked immediately (for quick exit)
Team Tokens
6 month cliff, then all at once
Marketing Tokens
Released when we need yacht money
Community Tokens
Linear vesting over 100 years
Token Utility
Governance
Vote on proposals we'll ignore anyway
Staking
Lock your tokens and pray
WLFI Rewards
Earn real WLFI tokens (maybe)
Risk Disclosure
WLP tokens have no intrinsic value and are designed primarily for entertainment purposes (ours, not yours). The tokenomics are intentionally terrible and the founder reserves the right to rug pull at any moment. This is not financial advice, it's financial satire.